99 PROBLEMS. ALL SELF-INFLICTED.
BE YOURSELF, IT'S GOATED
CAN I BORROW A KISS? I PROMISE TO GIVE IT BACK
CERTIFIED BAD INFLUENCE
DON'T TALK TO ME, I HAVE A HOT GIRLFRIEND
EMOTIONALLY AVAILABLE ON WEEKENDS.
GOOD MORNING F*CKERS. LET THE BULLSHIT BEGIN.
HE HAS MY LOCATION
I CAME HERE FOR THE LORE
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FLIRT BUT WE CAN ARGUE
I DON'T NEED A PICKUP LINE, I NEED YOUR NUMBER
I FLIRT FOR FUN AND PANIC WHEN IT WORKS
I HAVEN'T LOST MY VIRGINITY BECAUSE I NEVER LOSE
I'M A RED FLAG, BUT THE MATERIAL IS QUALITY
I'M FRIENDLY, MY BOY ISN'T
I'M FRIENDLY, MY GIRL ISN'T
I'M NOT DRUNK, I'M NETWORKING
I'M THE RESPONSIBLE ONE (I'M NOT)
IF SHE POSTS YACHT STORIES, GOOD LUCK.
IF THE BOYS ARE GOING, I'M GOING
LIFE UPDATE: WE'RE SO BACK
MY EX STILL HAS GOOD TASTE
MY OPINION IS PREMIUM
MY TYPE IS BAD DECISIONS
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